Prison T-Shirt with US Merchant Marine Emblem on Front

It's like being in prison with a high chance of drowning. If you've spent enough time at sea, you already understand the joke.

This U.S. Merchant Marine T-shirt pairs a Merchant Marine emblem on the front with a bold back print built around one of those dark bits of mariner humor that only gets funnier after enough days aboard. The prison-bar graphic keeps the design simple and direct, while the message says what plenty of merchant mariners have thought at one time or another.

Made for working and retired merchant mariners, marine engineers, deck officers, crew members, and anyone who knows what going to sea is really like.

U.S. Merchant Marine emblem on front
Large “It's Like Being in Prison With a High Chance of Drowning” back print
Classic fit
100% cotton
Preshrunk jersey knit
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tear-away label
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
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From Deep Sea Dreams — for those who went to sea or wished they had.